I Touch Myself.

I love to play with myself. Call it what you want; diddling, flicking the bean, tickling the kitty, onanism, buffing the bead, doodling the noodle, masturbation, or my fave, paddling the pink canoe. It is all…

The Skinny on Bariatric Weight Loss Surgery

I remember when ‘Stomach Stapling’ surgery was a big deal. It was a major surgery, large incision with risks & nasty complications.  With the advent of laparoscopic surgery and new techniques, this surgery is becoming…

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Palate Changers

Palate Changers

I have been in the Food and Wine industry for 20+ years – longer than I care to admit. In that time,…

Avoid a Hangover This St Paddy’s

There are a few days of the year when binge…

Breaking Down Port Wines and Sauternes

How often do you go out to dinner but don’t…

Boozy Coffee; Mommy’s Little Helper

It is precisely this time of year when I like…

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President’s Day Car Sales. Should You Wait?

President’s Day Car Sales. Should You Wait?

A true blue car guy will refer to President’s Day Weekend as Washington’s Birthday. It began a century ago, in good ol’…

How To Save Money When Buying a Car

The most common question when it comes to car shopping…

I Oppose Massachusetts Right To Repair

Massachusetts overwhelmingly passed Question 1 during our last election.  This…

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Dear Boston Strong.

Dear Boston Strong.

When 9-11 happened I was living on the left coast. I was unaware of the personal impact I felt until I boarded…

The Kitchen Diaries – Map your kitchen design.

Last night at dinner Contractor began his sentence with the…

Do’s & Don’ts of Road Tripping

We just returned home from a month long vacation. (I’m…

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Admit it- Your Kid is NOT Perfect

Admit it- Your Kid is NOT Perfect

One of the things that annoys me the most, now that I am a parent, is when women try to pretend their…

How to be Your Child’s Best Educational Advocate

As a parent, YOU are your child’s best advocate. BUT……

Natural Childbirth; Nature’s Big F#ck You

Back in the late 70′s my mother was a midwife.…

Parenting Tips A to Z

We all want to raise our children to be good…

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Bullying Has a Name and It’s Sam, Uncle Sam

Bullying Has a Name and It’s Sam, Uncle Sam

Remember that bully in school that would take your lunch money? Yeah, that asshole. Well, he’s an adult now. He is no…

Mental Health Awareness. It’s Not Guns That Kill People.

It’s not guns that kill people, it’s crazy mother-fuckers that…

The Gay Marriage Debate

I live in one of the states that just voted…

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Christian Hypocrisy and Marriage Equality

Christian Hypocrisy and Marriage Equality

Ok, so I’m back to ranting about the gay marriage debate again. It’s been in the news and on social media even…

Getting Old Sucks

I am a hot fucking mess. I’m a middle-aged single,…

See You Next Tuesday, F Bombs and Other Words For The Wary

Sometimes you just have to say fuck. It is such…

Suze Orman Can Suck It

I am tired of hearing Suze Orman lecture me about…

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Fifty? Shmifty! The lowdown on BDSM.

Fifty? Shmifty! The lowdown on BDSM.

I lived a BDSM lifestyle for a couple of years. The first year as a submissive and the second as a Domme. …

Manscaping. Down There.

Not surprisingly, my first post titled Blow Me received several responses, all…

Sexy At Work

When I was in my twenties I worked with a…

Blow Me

I love a good blow job and I don’t even…

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51 Ways to Take Care of Yourself & De-Stress

51 Ways to Take Care of Yourself & De-Stress

So often as mothers, wives, partners, or even employees, we lose ourselves. It is so important that we do little things each…

10 Mental Health Websites for Resources, Support, and Information

Everyone seems to be affected by mental illness in one…

Challenge Your Workout.

For many of us, carving an hour from our day…

Can you feel me now? A short guide to anesthesia.

So, if the surgeon is the “Captain of the Ship”,…

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Ten Ways to Save Cash.

If you happen to be the type of person who is easily swayed into keeping up with the current trends, well, let me just say, I’m sorry. Unless you are part of the 1% of Americans that lives like the Romney’s or the Trump’s, how…

Top Ten (or sixteen) Ways to be a Bad Guest

For my hubby’s 50th, I rented a 3 bedroom condo in Scottsdale AZ for the entire month of March. Bought him 2 sets of season tickets to all the SF Giant’s spring training games. I then put out to family and friends to come visit…

The Kitchen Diaries – Preparing to Remodel

My kitchen has been taken to the dump. 3 1/4 tons of kitchen demo now reside in a landfill. The walls are down to the studs, the floor is gone, it is officially a blank slate. The best piece of advice I would give anyone…