It’s official, I am a cranky old woman.
What in the hell has happened to grocery baggers? Never mind style, how about just some basic common sense? Since when is it OK to put a bag of spinach at the bottom of a bag full of winter squash and apples? Thanks for the spinach juice, dumb ass!! I unload the groceries in the order I would like them bagged, in an attempt to make it easy for you to just pick up and put in a freaking bag! Oh and thanks for the potato dust that used to be chips because you thought it OK pile all my bags on top of each other back into my cart. Seriously, can’t you see? Or hear them crunching as you toss my groceries into my cart? Hell no, I don’t want help from you to my car!!
I bring my own bags, but you still insist on putting every bottle of soap, can of room spray and meat that is already in a plastic bag into yet ANOTHER plastic bag…and then act pissed when I tell you for the third time, that I don’t want any plastic bags!!! WTF??? And while we are talking about bags, do you think that maybe the cooler bag would be best for the frozen items? Apparently you think putting one frozen item per bag will keep all the groceries cool…including the hot roasted chicken I was taking home for dinner. Lovely. FYI, when you surround celery with frozen items, it freezes the celery, rendering it inedible. So glad I paid my hard earned money for food I can’t use, thanks to your inattention, inexperience and general lack of giving a shit.
You guys need to take a lesson from whomever is training Trader Joes‘ baggers, they are the bomb! And they manage to act like they like their job in the process! Imagine that!
Here is an idea, you unload my cart and I’ll bag, OK? Because I know what I have in there and know what to expect. And I will have no one but myself to blame if my groceries are fucked up. And while I’m ranting-cashiers-if you put a big pile of change on a pile of paper bills, it is gonna slide off!! I get you have no idea what counting change back means, as your brain has been taken over by the digital scanning system that tells you exactly how much my change is, but do you think you can put the coin in my hand before the flat bills that are larger than my hand so I can fucking hang on to it??
Whew, I feel better. Thanks and have a nice day